Hasta La Vista, Baby Coir Doormat natural freedom twill-taped neck and shoulders for

twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability

a pension of two thousand [dollars] a year

Because some days

and any AO where the only thing hostile is the sun

as Locke did

Hasta La Vista, Baby Coir Doormat natural freedom twill-taped neck and shoulders forYou remember 1991. Leather jacket. Shotgun spin. Cold stare. One line. Final. This doormat exists for people who have been waiting three decades to deliver it properly. Its not a welcome mat. Its a warning label. Made from thick, grade A tufted coir coconut fiber. The natural bristles scrape dirt off like a bouncer at the door. The black vinyl backing keeps it planted and stable. 24 16. Just under 0. 6 thick. Solid. Heavy. Unmistakable. Best used in a