Caption This! Vulva Not Microwave Safe

Not Microwave Safe

or secrets you know someone is going to snoop for

We are a grassroots collective based in Aotearoa standing in unwavering solidarity with Palestinian families in Gaza

paired with a laser-engraved acrylic mirror that's also hand-painted and assembled by our witchy little hands

Looking for something delightfully unique and a little bit fancy

Caption This! Vulva Not Microwave SafeThis vintage plate features a heavenly scene ready for your completely inappropriate caption. Add your own phrase and well apply it to the plate in our signature style, turning a wholesome vintage artwork into something gloriously unholy. Perfect for gifts, house decor, or confusing your overly religious relatives. Just tell us what you want it to say in the cart notes, and well do the rest. Plates are decorative only. Official collector's edition